I'M SO BORED

NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

2009-11-28T21:35:00.010+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DOLLY!!
Since you like blue, i shall dedicate this post to you in blue. How's that :D

Yes, i can see that you're totally okay with it. HAHAHA.

Come to think of it, we're pretty fated. You know so many of my friends!! SO...how many years have amirah stayed in JWPS? HAHAHA :D

Anw, TOM YAM MEE HOON KUEY DAMN NICE RIGHT!! You better say it's nice before i shave off all your wool -evil smirk-

urgh I suddenly forgot what i wanted to say! I hope you felt the element of surprise this morning when we tried to surprise you! (although quite fail HAHAHA) I hate that uncle who closed the band room man D: Nice card right XD

okay so once again, stay happy/optimistic/stress-free/anything that's opposite from pessimistic! and BE MORE CONFIDENT! Just imagine that you're a superMEH and everything will be fine! wahahahaha :D

oh and we must go queenstown library again some day~~ to eat their CHICKEN RICE!! :D or maybe just go crazy in IKEA, that'd be good.

so once again, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! I will forever rmb your sehseh face when you wanted to tell me and kn your gang name! BIRDIES! :D

oh and i believe pet society wants to wish you a very happy birthday too!

oh, and let me teach you a valuable lesson on how our dear friend was cloned! How's that :D

okay, i bet everyone's waiting for smth that's not sheep related! Let's check out the person dolly was named after okay! :D

Dolly Parton! apparently dolly was named after her cause she damn busty. WTS LOL. okay actl that's about it. the end of your birthday post mehmeh!

MOVING ON!

Had work shadowing from mon-tues at underwater world!

:D it was damn fun! and we got to do many things that normal angmohs who come visit don't get to do. yes, like scrubbing the floor until you get a blister -.-
but also stuff like getting to be SHARKIE!

YES IM ACTUALLY INSIDE THAT THING!! HOW AWESOME IS THAT :DDDDD

of course, it would be better without some other unnecessary people around.

WHO'S THAT POKEMON! (HINT: LTC)

ohwell, it's 12am soon! I'm supposed to post it by 2359 so that the "happy birthday dolly" still remains valid! SEEYA PEOPLE! :D

P.S. Oh little Jesus Lapa bomb bomb~
P.P.S. Lapa bomb bomb~~

MOUSEHUNT!

2009-11-20T21:41:00.006+08:00

Just saw this on mousehunt:
"New public MouseHunt fan-box released! (Paste'em wherever you want to!)"

so..just trying out :D

MouseHunt on Facebook

[EDIT] okay...apparently this thing isn't working T.T

WOOHOOO

2009-10-25T04:09:00.002+08:00

Wow! haven't blogged in a long long long long time. heh. but when i looked at my dashboard, i saw something that was quite LOL:

Three O' One

28 Posts, last published on Oct 29, 2007

LOL! it's 2nd death anniversary is coming soon! :DD

ohwell, since im so bored, i shall list down the stuff that have been doing since post promos. basically it's all no life stuff..

1. Mousehunt. Love it man! It's like DA BEST.
2. Fish Wrangler. LOL another commitment.
3. Neopets! Apparently quite a number of people i know are playing it too. GIMME SOME NEOPOINTS YOU FREAKS!
4. PW! Life ROCKS when you have the following: a) excellent groupmates PJ030 I LOVE EUUU b) an ownage pw teacher c) ashmin's brain.
5. having nightly msn convos with ownage team, or rather, naked. HAHAHA

so yeah actually that's all i have been doing for the past 1 month. woosh!
actually i wanted to come up with a reaaaaaaaaal long post, but i have no idea what to write! now all that's in my mind is: i wanna play bejeweled and own ms xiao. she's just 4k points above me! but come to think of it, im really noob T.T

BUT, im still better than people like....dolly. apparently im more than twice her score WAHAHAHA. dolly don't go and emo because of this hor. LOL.

Maybe i should do a mini reflection in life...hmmm.. life in nh vs life in pj? LOL doing this is kinda lame, and ppl usually go "CHECK OUT MY NEW SCHOOL!" in the beginning of the year, yet i'm doing it...NOW?? lol. nvm la, since im so bored anw, might as well do it. seriously wonder why im not spending my time well by sleeping when i have a pw meeting tmr. =-=. i guess my brain has really transformed me into an owl. haha.

ohwell. since i got into pj, i think i really became MUCH MORE OF A MUGGER than last time. back in nanhua, i just went "who cares? fail lah come fail with me!" when there was some test coming along, esp amath (inserts tong). i didnt even bother to actl study for it and then get all hyped up when i actually failed badly. haha.

but now, i actually care for every test and go study for it. and make sure i pass well. it's a good thing that i take my acad stuff seriously, but also damn sickening thing to actually feel a tinge of sadness when i dont do well. maybe my class is competitive enough? but 4o1 used to be competitive too what. and s01 quite siao leh. actl it's more of naked. LOL. ah i really need to think of a new name for our alliance man, naked just doesnt sound right...(walieu i need to finish this post fast, dolly is improving on bejeweled alr D:)

ayye..either way, i guess im quite happy here. at least im not struggling like some ant in a cup of water (evil smirk) nor am i being surrounded by books/lecturenotes/zuggers(zombie muggers), even though i feel quite breathless under the librarian. (NO DRINKS IN THE LIBRARY!!!)

im seriously so bored that i have no idea what to do..this is so sickening. maybe i should just try to sleep and adjust my body clock before it really turns into some screwed up machine, like the spoilt alarm clock you see in pictures, with springs boingboing-ing here and there... LOL.

oh btw, just to add on that since i entered s01, i have learnt a very valuable lesson: Learn to cherish. yes. i am totally being serious. from now onwards, please read with an open mind if you wanna continue reading. this post is not targetted at any one btw.

and ohyeah. i dun think i ll be able 2 find as much relieve in blogging le. it sucks when i can't rant about all my unhappiness& its accumulating. censorship yeah?

BWAHAHAHA WHAT A JOKE. yes obviously i am mocking at someone openly!!! but due to "censorship", i shall not write out your name here because you know that i know that people know that i know that you know that i know that i am talking about YOU, stupid pariah.

wahaha, no idea why im actually mentioning your name in my oh-so-holy blog, but just to let you know that i still dislike you even though you bring much entertainment in my life. please continue to update more often so that i get more entertainment :D and im putting this here just in case you're too stupid to understand that nobody likes you. except for those who have learnt to cherish of course. ohwell. time to stop blogging :D bye!!

REVIVAL!

2009-05-08T01:35:00.004+08:00

wa my blog sibei dead. so i shall update~~
today: 5HOURS OF BREAK!! its like the longest break i've ever had la!! like WOOHOO totally shuanggan de!!
tmr:DISMISS AT 1230. OMG!! -excited :DD
and im finally going to collect my file from mcdonald's after so long. HAHAHA. how long has it been there? 3weeks? LOLOL.
lalala! life rocks with all the crazy people around me LOL. and today got this sci week thing and then there were juniors from nh and ms chian. and many ex nhrians were there LOL. smth like a mini nanhua day HAHA. ohman~~ thinking about nh reminds me of sec4 days with JAJAJY LOL. ah nostalgic~~~

jenn and jo wasnt in the pic so i drew them in! perfect hor. LOL! and in case ur wondering the black thing hanging on jenn's head are plaits. just included them cause i was random haha. teehee.

random #2:

chioness leh :DD and it's all mine!! WOOHOO!

ohman i need to go back to econs. SOMEONE MOTIVATE ME TO MUG LEH T.T

p.s. still feeling pissed that i actually lost to a fucking bastard. and im on par with people who dont even remain in contact. wonderfuck.

CRAZILY FRIED

2009-04-02T18:15:00.009+08:00

KENDRIC FRIED CRUETLYBY CARITAS MUCHUM INSANITYMADNESSSOGONNADIETHEDAYAFTERTOMORROW PEACEWILLNEVER EVERCOMEWITHTHEPRESENCEOF ASHMIN.

that's my current msn nick. HAHAHA. these few days we have been CRAZY. really CRAZY. i think its damn long since i laughed so hard in front of my comp. the last time i did that was probably when i was watching guu. LOL.

THE FUN:
the dustbin
the pea
ctas: I"M GNA FRY HIM INSIDE OUT LIKE A PUNY CHICKEN TMR!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kendric Fried Cruelty
Caritas Muchum Insanitymadnesssogonnadiethedayaftertomorrow HAHAHAHAHA
Peacewillnever Evercomebecauseofthepresenceof Ashmin

and somehow i became canned peas. and kendric became...

DEEP FRIED AND DRIED BONELESS CHICKEN -inserts him telling ctas: im not tanned. HAHAHAHA.

oh and we've started on a serious mission: to look for caritas's brain. WHERE IS IT? IN THE BIN. WHICH BIN? HAHAHAH -starts to look for a ~~needle~~ pea in a ~~haystack~~ bin

wa it's MADNESS. oh today during bio lecture. HAHAHAHA I ALMOST DIED LAUGHING.

MIND MAP OF THESE FEW DAYS:

HAHAHA i'm still laughing my ass off as i look at the mindmap again and again. HAHAHA. oh and the star thing was hilarious.

see the similarity? HAHAHAHA.

p.s. BIMBO CARITAS MUCHUM INSANITYMADNESSSOGONNADIETHEDAYAFTERTOMORROW got scammed into eating hamster corn flakes by her friend HAHAHA. someday i will make her eat hamster jelly. HOHOHO.

SWIMMING AGAIN!

2009-03-17T21:06:00.005+08:00

hee! FINALLY I HAVE SOMETHING TO BLOG ABOUT. sunday i went swimming with:

HAHA FINALLY GOT CHANCE TO PUT THIS PIC UP.

met at je and went to chinese garden cause the last time i checked some forum it said to alight at chinese garden and walk from some direction. then we ask the mrt staff cause we didnt know how to go.

jenn: excuse me, how to go to lakeside swimming pool ah?

uncle: lakeside NO SWIMMING POOL LEH.
uncle: u mean jurong isit?

us: yea yea!

uncle: jurong got 2 swimming pools! u want the one with slide ah?

us: yea yea.

uncle: both also got slide leh! so which one u want. jurong east or west?

us: east east east!

uncle: just walk straight until u see the swimming pool.

wa finally he gave us directions. LOL. so we walk walk walk walk walk. and we totally overshot the place LOL.

so both of us thought: let's cut through the grass! :D

BIG MISTAKE.

there was this BIG clock at the swimming complex so we could see it from where we were. after we finished dying from the grass patch, 10MIN PASSED. T.T if we took the long route i bet we reach the swimming complex le.

the grass patch. HELL.

jenn and i spent 10 minutes JUMPING around, SINKING cause there were like NOT OBVIOUS HOLES IN THE GRASS. like TRAPS like that. u know the kind of traps team rocket always set for ash and gang to fall in? YES THAT KIND. wa we totally ALMOST SANK and started SCREAMING LIKE SIAO CHARBO. then when we entered the grass patch there was this old ahma and ahgong. then when we escaped the grass patch, they IN FRONT OF US LE. see how long we took? HAHAHA. summore is not the fit kind of old ppl. is the type kind with hunched backs and everything. no offence to the elderly :\

so yea. it was HELL. then i was like "jenn ah, we do finish warm up alr." lol!

then finally we reached. -light rays of hope shine

but. the torture didnt end there T.T the entrance had like this LONG stairs. so jenn and i climb and climb and climb and climb. finally reached the 2nd floor! then we looked out of the window there. and saw the swimming pool!! on the first floor. -collapses and cries. so we climbed all the way down agn, went to the area behind the stairs, walk out to carpark, walk around the carpark, almost exited the sports complex, but we just couldnt find that fucking entrance to the pool. wa HELL man. finally we climbed up the stairs and walk along this looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong corridor and finally FOUND THE POOL ENTRANCE. we were so happy we YAYed on the spot there LOL.

and omg the place is totally worth the wait la! DAMN FUN HAHAHA. jenn was like "hey im feeling lazy so let's go to the lazy river!" HAHA and so we just sat on our floats and went like 3rounds around the lazy river. HAHAHAHA then there was this cave where it was all misty and u can only see black black figures in the cave. HAHAHA ABIT FREAKY AT FIRST BUT VERY FUNNY. i think jenn screamed HAHA. wa damn fun damn fun!!!!! everytime we were nearing the cave entrance jenn would tell me "eh the cave the cave." LOL.

then the wave pool. HAHAHA. i think its the pool with the most fun! we kinda enjoyed a short period of the first wave. then jenn wanted to do it agn! so i was like eh we camp here la. i think one wave every 20min. how wrong. LOL. we went to ask the lifeguard and he was like "oh we have one wave every hour" HAHAHA FLOAT THERE WAIT FOR NOTHING. and we decided to play slides until the 3rd wave. wa the blue slide is seriously TOO long. at first will have the WOOOO. then after that it gets really hot and stuffy and u get bored of it. LOL. the red one best! i didnt try the yellow one. LOL. jenn went to try it alone after the 3rd wave and i just lay there and enjoy the water. then jenn suggested we get out of the wave pool and do some suntanning. more like sunburning T.T my skin is STILL red la. T.T and is PAIN de. and the best part is we MISSED the whole 2nd wave cause of suntanning. ARGH.

so after the 2nd wave we decided to camp in the water until the 3rd wave which was like 20min away. LOL the process turned out to be quite fun actl. we just use hand paddle here paddle there, got too close to the line, paddled madly to get away from the line, and listening to jenn suddenly singing PONYO PONYO in high pitch. imagine that. HAHA.

then the wave FINALLY CAME. and there was this boy who looked like he was drowning la! when each wave come he got SUBMERGED under the water leh. DAMN SCARY. i was like ARE U OK? then he said "thanks" then wore his goggles and CONTINUE GETTING SUBMERGED. then at one point of time he like FLOATED ON THE WATER LIKE CORPSE LIKE THAT. then jenn was like EHHH THAT BOY EHHHHH!!!! but actl the boy was ok la. WA DAMN SCARY I TELL U. D: D: D: but the whole wave process was really very fun. cant rmb everything but it was really FUN!!!!!!!!

LOL then got a few other stuff like swimming 1/2 lap across the pool, children's pool, and everything! oh and that shower was really small, black, dirty and disgusting. -inserts eww face.

wee i think that's abt the end of the swimming trip on sun! jenn we must go again someday ok! go the boonlay one agn! SURE SIBEH FUN DE HOHO. dont u just love swimming~~

p.s JINGYING PLEASE SURVIVE AT UR CAMP. I STILL WANT TO GO OUT WITH U DE HAHAHA.

STRIKE SPARE BOWL!!

2009-03-13T22:22:00.004+08:00

wheeee~ lol my blog's damn dead and boring LOL.sure lives up to its url~ -points up.
ohwell today had BOWLING!! wa bowling rocks like anything!! but today is selection trial for competition D: and i kinda screwed up D: but overall it was real fun la. and wa bowling with the pro uncles after cca was totally WOAH. but its seriously damn fun. IF WE BROUGHT MORE MONEY WE WOULD HAVE STAYED UNTIL LIKE 9 THEN JUST KEEP BOWLING AND BOWLING LA! straight! hook! curve! strike! spare! whoooo!!! blah im just going crazy. i'd better start touching my hols hmk. they're piling up like how ants gather together like disgusting fuck when they see/smell/feel sugar. -shivers. and today im damn suay! i broke my mug'd lid, left my wallet in sch(THANKYOU PORKY FOR SAFEKEEPING IT FOR ME) and aiyer many many suay things la! and some stuff that i predicted came true. ohwell who cares man! as long as im happy now~~~ HAHAH WEEE -GOES CRAZY

OTANJOBI OMEDETO!

2009-03-01T21:59:00.004+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JO!!
I LOVE YOU! :D
joanne song is one of the most amazing friends ever! how many people in this world have their faces and butts inverted? HAHAHA. and u finished reading my 1k word essay! hohoho. I think that's the longest letter i ever wrote to someone HAHA. and i have nth to say here alr cause i said everything i wanted to in that letter! aww~

wa im actually posting this while doing chem! -visualises mrs tay tearing me up
and im very amused by how yeeni "died" when i told her jingying said that she resembled someone. HAHAHA. and im glad that im doing stupid dilution questions instead of some killer questions from nj. hahaha. and random but im amused by how i see people trying to 绕口令 when hilary starts doing it loudly. HAHAHA. 吃葡萄不吐葡萄皮不吃葡萄到吐葡萄皮！ LOLOL and the poem thingy HAHA.

weee i love life in pj~ i think life would be even better if everyone was here with me D: ohwell nvm! i shall cont doing my chem extra qn. i can see mrs tay charging at me with hydrochlroic acid alr. till then~

2009-02-23T00:31:00.002+08:00

woah i cant believe i spent my weekend with jingying! LOL. yea our original motive was to do hmk...in the end...LOL. (starts breaking jy's high score in word challenge LOL) ohwell~ at least i finished my chem tutorial! -inserts mrs tay saying"ur aim in class is not to piss me off". ohwell :\

and i got my bowling ball! wa im still very excited over it man HAHA. pretty pretty ball~

oh anw today i was at jy's house and somehow we started chatting abt vegetables. HAHAHA SUPER RANDOM LA. -inserts main aim of today LOL.

OHMY its so late alr. i shall recap abt the weekend some other day. ah. i still miss everyone very much ): esp choyeeni cause i havent seen her since sch started. OMG!! D: D: D:
ah i hope we all meet up real soon. like some clique outing that i can go instead of being stuck in sch :\ ohwell its gonna be 1am soon and i have like pe for first period -dies. byebee~

TEN PIN!

2009-02-20T21:35:00.002+08:00

woohoo today got bowling! wa bowling is damn fun fun fun fun fun! the bowling part, pose part, and praying hard that ur ball goes straight, lame jokes, EVERYTHING! and then we started doing the fun dance all of a sudden at the bowling alley HAHA. but the joker of today is boon hui. she is DAMN FUNNY. she can never get the NEHNEHNEH cheer right. HAHAHA. then i was like trying my best to teach her on the bus la but she TOTALLY DOESNT GET IT. and her face her tone and everything was so funny that we laughed damn hard at eat attempt. i think everyone on the bus was staring at us HAHAHA. ohwell~

and ohmian i cannot donate blood for the project agape la! cause those who have cough/sore throat withhin these 3 weeks cant donate blood. hai.. i still very excited abt it one ):

and random but i wanna be a professionsal mugger! but my mugging plans forever fail one. LOL. oh man i got so much stuff to do~ i shall list it here so that i can refer to it if i forgot. haha.
GP: do news article on spore issue
econs: tutorial 2A and exercise 3(the one on ppc)
omfg chem: the rest of the tutorial

lol i think thats abt it. im so sian and tired my brain cannot work anymore. my mood now is down down down down down down down.... lol. the next time i will be able to see my friends will probably be june hols or smth. lol. greaaat.

LIPIDS!

2009-02-19T21:01:00.002+08:00

LOL today was quite funny.

we were supposed to copy some stuff during gp.
so i was like asking hilary: eh are u leaving lines?
then she replied: at the cafe! i wanna eat chicken pie.
her reply sibeh no link right. so turn out is she thought i was asking her "where are u having lunch?" HAHAHA i didnt know she was that hungry LOL. so we BX-ed in class and the teacher stared at us or smth. LOL.

then during bio lecture, WA THE LECTURER SIBEH JIDONG. everytime she speaks her hand will have some action one. and is not gentle movement leh. her hand movements are very big and she like use alot of force. aiya she is just jingdian man! damn funny. LIPIDS! LOL. oh and we learnt words like philic(love) and phobic(fear) so hilary was randomly saying "i philic u!"
then i replied "i phobic you." HAHAHA.

and chem was totally scary. im so gonna have chemophobic man. i hope that mrs tay doesnt hate us man!! D: scary. nvm i believe i will survive! I WILL SURVIVE~ I WILL SURVIVE~~

STRIKE!

2009-02-17T21:38:00.002+08:00

today was a great day! just that we spent 3hrs having chem -shivers in fear LOL. but it was quite funny seeing my class auto line up in pairs when mrs tay was approaching. HAHAHA.

oh and pj teachers totally remind me of nh life. one teacher said "lock-and-key" ytd and some teacher said "rubbish in rubbish out" today -inserts limaitee saying garbage in garbage out. HAHA.

oh and bowling today! WA SHUANG! FIRST strike in my 16years of life! i totally went mad and i jumped and shouted HAHA. who cares abt the ppl ard mianszxzsz!! oh and boon hui is totally pro. LOL 老手！

ohmian in the end i didnt do anything today. i didnt watch minamike, ohmian this episode got makochan!!!! and i didnt do any tutorial today dammit. i shall attempt to do now man! byebee~

zzz

2009-02-16T23:37:00.001+08:00

wa im feeling so lousy right now. everytime got meeting i cant go. stuck in sch summore. lol. my mood now is so down down down. i still miss everyone alot although we just met 3 days ago ): ):

feeling so lousyy.

LECTURES TUTORIALS PRACTICALS~~

2009-02-16T21:35:00.002+08:00

ohmian! today's the first day of sch officially. wa. my day was just do tutorial, do tutorial, do tutorial. bah. boring. and our chem teacher is totally scary. scarier than my mum. how's that. hah. its like when she starts talking u feel the stress to get A for A levels alr. that kind u know! and then i dunno why i just dont dare to speak up when she's there. omfgly scaryyyyyy D:D:D:

gp wasnt too bad. the teacher quite funny. TOTALLY DIFF FROM THE LAME BIO LECTURER. he was talking abt lower plants not having a transport system. and he went "oh so lower plants dont have AYE and CTE..." walao i seriously dont get why ppl can even laugh. maybe jingying sees this and starts BX-ing. LOL.

arghhh so now i still have tons of stuff to do and i dont have time! i dont think i can put pokemon inside my calc by today. ): and i dunno if i dropped my money or i spent too much. LOL. suddenly my money just POOF and GONE! D: ohwell~ ohman tmr's gonna be a loooooooooooooooooooong day with very few breaks and bowling. wa. -dies.

LEOOOO! PJ!! ORIENTATION! STELLA EVOLUTION!!

2009-02-13T23:25:00.002+08:00

WOOHOOO!!!! wa pj was damn FUN AND HIGH AND EVERYTHING AIYA CANNOT DESCRIBE DE. everyone was like jumping SCREAMING WOOHOOO EVERYTHING!! HAHAHA. and i have a pjc handphone strap. U ALL DONT HAVE RIGHTTT JEALOUS RIGHTTTT!!! -starts spamming stuff incoherently LOL

OH AND I LOVE LEO~~~~
TURN ON THE RADIO AND LISTEN TO THE NEWS
CAUSE LEO'S GONNA WIN AND UR GONNA LOSE
SO BACK! BACK! BACK TO THE WOODS
CAUSE LEO'S GONNA WIN AND UR GONNA LOSE~ WOOOOOO!

oh suddenly rmb a random funny moment HAHAHA:
scene: we were eating lunch at the sch cafe, deborah was sitting opp hilary.
-deborah walks off and serene takes her seat
hilary: hey u look different without specs! (she thought serene was deborah)
caritas: SHE'S NOT EVEN DEBORAH
and the best thing is deborah doesnt even wear specs. HAHAHA aiya that scene just damn funny la can u imagine~~~~

ohmian! i so wanna be ogl next year la!! and go high and scream and whatever. wee im so excited im meeting everyone except yeeni tmr! ah have to wait again before i can see yeeni ): ohwell~ and we are still undecided abt where to have dinner tmr. HAHAHA

TMD 痛

2009-02-10T20:38:00.002+08:00

WAKAO EH. im currently aching ALL OVER!! cause of that run ytd. i dunno why but somehow that run just brought out all the muscle aches. my arms, legs, my stomach, my ribs and alot of other places. so basically everywhere's hurting except for my face. LOL. wa walk damn pain. esp when going down slopes/stairs. wa i totally wanna bang wall laa. and when i squat i wished ive never lived. and i cant laugh too hard/cough! dammit.
and these 2 days are just so SUAY! uniforms are like either no stock or i dunno what la. then everyone is scrambling to snap up any blouse/skirt they can get. lol. then the queue in the canteen is like damn long. somehow it reminds me of the queues u see when u buy bakwa. nvm la i believe i will get the uniforms somehow... oh and i got into bowling! YAY. i finally have a CCA and its NOT clubs & societies. HAHAHA. wee im going to pee and im having trouble getting off the chair cause my leg damn pain. -struggles. byebee~~~ SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY!

KANASAI

2009-02-09T21:32:00.002+08:00

wa today is just a bad bad bad bad bad bad day for me. i couldnt meet up with clique, i ran like 3.2km(collapses), i didnt get into archery, and many many more stuff. and my current state is like ccaless. either i join canoeing or i join cds or i turn to the clubs again. wa this is so fucking sianzszxzxzs. if only canoeing isnt so hiong and doesnt have so many retainees i would totally join man. arhhhh. why am i getting so fucked up over all this shit man. back then i totally didnt think then i pen down "itmc" alr. LOL. nvm i know there are ppl out there who are ccaless too. maybe we should form a ccaless club or smth. cheers man. but the main point is still i cant get to meet my friends. that's the most tong ku part la D: saturday is like so far away... hai. im so suay man. i shall just go bang the wall and die. lol. or go pray for better luck. or hunt for a four leaved clover. or whatever. ah i dunno wtf im talking abt alr. BEKCEK DAO BAOOOOOOOO

先驱！

2009-02-07T17:37:00.003+08:00

yeeeehah! i shall blog since its pretty dead LOL.
ohman! i cant believe my sch is having mass lectures alr while other schs are still having their orientation LOL. no wonder our orientation's gonna last for 2 weeks.
lectures are quite fun although some lectures are like super boring and make u wanna fall asleep/wanna get out of the LT soon. like bio..eukaryotes prokaryotes endomembranes histones~~

and ytd we had CHINESE lecture wtf. 80% of the ppl raised their hands when the teacher asked who were exempted from cl la. LOL. plus everyone there like kantangs and couldnt understand what she said. and we've concluded that other than nhrians everyone else in our batch are kantangs. ohwell~ and muggers. ppl actually were mugging before this whole lecture thing started la. so freaky. and i still thought i would have an easier life since i went pioneer.ARGH.

and ytd went for the archery trial. HAHAHA. super kanasai. my first arrow flew like OUT OF THE ARCHERY RANGE. HAHAHA. then the coach was like "WA ANOTHER NANHUA ONE. U PAY ME $128 ARHHH" in that jokingly manner la. LOL.

oh random but there's a teacher there who totally reminds me of mr ng! the way he shouts, the way he talks, and everything! waaa. he's a pe teacher though. talking abt pe, i have pe on mon and i heard we have to run to cck park and back, which is abt 3++++++++++++++ km. -collaspes and dies. omg~ i will survive~ i will survive~~

STELLAR EVOLUTION!

2009-02-02T22:27:00.003+08:00

wee sch was SO MUCH BETTER than what i thought! HAHAHA. and to think i still worry abt being sian and miss my precious sleep. LOL. the torturous games were so fun and the ppl all very high! makes me wanna join the student council la cause they really is HIGH HIGH HIGH. i love being around HIGH ppl~ no wonder im in JAJAJY HAHA
ohman! talking abt them, im starting to miss em alr! D: i hope we can meet up really soon! and i still wanna go out with mr ang dammit. -starts hollering mrt stations LOL

oh and im totally in love with pj now HAHAHA. im like looking forward to everything! and my new friends are totally high and great although 2 of them are gonna transfer out of pj T.T pioneer ichiban sut sut bo chio wan sui!(i still dunno what that means HAHAHA) at first i still thought its gonna be a jap cheer. SHIWANG~ but nvm its still fun :D

woohoo! im so high now i dunno why. tmr got lecture! yay im looking forward to it also i dunno why HAHA. wee i shall end this post in case i get too high and start spamming until the post very long HAHA. so byebee~~

ps. jiaqi is so evil.
OOOOOI PIONEER! says (10:30 PM):
tmr is INTRO LECTURE
OMG LA
i miss having class alr
i miss paying att
look at new teachers
getting crazy over my new teachers
or sth like that
JIAQI. says (10:30 PM):
U MISS PAYING ATT
JIAQI. says (10:31 PM):
U GOT PAY ATT BEFORE MEH
OOOOOI PIONEER! says (10:31 PM):
OIE
HAVE OK
JIAQI. says (10:31 PM):
HAHAHHA
LAIR
*LIAR

what a friend~~HAHAHA. but i still love her~~ AH I MISS EVERYONE SO BADLY D:

BEACH~

2009-01-28T23:59:00.001+08:00

wa anita tam zhi ning is the bitchiest friend one could EVER HAVE.
ٿ anita says (11:58 PM):
omg gonna be 12
got to run
im cinderella

DONT U FEEL LIKE SLAPPING HER HAHAHAHA
k this post is entirely random. i just wanted to show how bitchy my friend is. HAHAHA.

SWIMMING!

2009-01-28T15:20:00.014+08:00

went swimming last sat! went with

gugu5! HAHAHA her face damn BIG.

and nehnehmei!

and my chicky! he got new name le! say hi to moses!

yay!

then somehow we started doing swimming poses in front of the cam. like what we did at vivo that time. HAHAHA.

i think yeeni looks more like she's drowning. HAHAHA

ichi! wa we all have the same expression LOL.

ni!

san! o.o what nehnehmei trying to do

yon!

go! HAHAHAHAHA JOANNE HAHAHA

then we tried taking more shots.

:D

HAHAHAHAHA

jo splashing yeeni. yeeni geksai.

LOL at everyone

wa the water effect very sui hor! im reminded of jenn's water effect. HAHAHA. nehnehmei starts to put on her goggles..

nehnehmei said she wanna show this to papa as evidence that we bulied her. LOL.

put finish the goggle liao. i realise gugu5 gave the same expression for every photo. HAHAHA.

take more photos~

oops.

try again!

YAY!

O.O nehnehmei what u doing~~

oh then yeeni asked me to take continuous shots of her swimming.

frogstyle!

breaststroke!

then...

ONE HAND CHOP IN!

HAHAHA ITS GUGU5!

splash. HAHAHA.

jo looks emo..

NOT!(the borat joke)

HAHAHA OUR ACTING DAMN GOOD HOR. HAHAHAHAHHA

then yeeni ask us pose! and...

HAHAHA WE GAVE THE EXACT SAME POSE. WE NEVER 串通 ONE! HAHAHA and jo looks very serious.

again!

ENDING POSE! HAHAHAHAHA.

aft that yeeni and i tried to teach jo how to sing the fong sau song. HAHAHA jo de cantonese 烂透了! she kept singing fong hau and she keeps forgetting the lyrics! HAHA. but it was quite entertaining. and the person who kept dropping his balls into the pool. HAHAHAH.

I SO WANNA SWIM AGAIN! GO THE JE/LAKESIDE/CHINESE GARDEN DE POOL AND SWIM! SWIM! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(goes crazy)

压岁钱！

2009-01-27T01:31:00.002+08:00

hoho its CHINESE NEW YEAR! HAPPY NIU YEAR! wa dont u just love cny. u can eat eat eat eat eat eat eat, gamble win money, angbao also get money, and u get to see ur dear cousins! what a happy festival! :D:D:D:D:D

wa my family is forever the first to reach my ahma house. really is forever! nvm abt the waking up early part, as long as got angbaos. yay! then cny u can eat BAKWA! BAKWA BAKWA BAKWA! then my aunt buy de bakwa is like DAMN NICE. its not those hard hard chewing gum kind la! damn nice. damn nice. damn nice! :D then my mum will cut small pieces. throw into mouth and chew~

then the gambling part! shuang. lost money at first but recouped all my losses in the end. poor weixiong~ HAHAHA. oh and ytd i got my very first xiang ban(double Ace) in my LIFE! waa.

then we tried to play alot of stuff. from daidee to cheat! oh even reversi also have. and uno also! LOL. had alot of laughter discussing abt stuff. oh and during dinner i performed a magic act.

this was what i did:

i really pulled the string out of my throat. i was happily eating halfway when i realised that there was something that i couldnt swallow. -starts digging into my mouth. wa got foreign object! -pulls. WA. STRING. at first i thought is like the tendon or sth. then peiling and my aunt see the string le they went: aiyo 绳子来的. i O.O diao! and weixiong witnessed the whole process LOL. he said he was reminded of criss angel. HAHA.

oh funniest part was the trip home i think. we dunno why discuss about gangs and stuff. then i totally didnt know gangs still exist nowadays la! D: then got this dunno what 369gang. and dunno what bahaitong or sth. still have this dunno what highkim? hikim? whatever la. the whole convo was very funny la! and weixiong say i upgrade le leh. HAHAHA. maybe we can form one gang called 八仙过海 or smth! -369mascot flies by. HAHAHA. this whole gang convo was so funny!

ohmian i just realised that i havent blogged abt swimming day! nvm la that one can wait. cny more impt! cause more fun. even though i think it sounds boring here. LOL. nvm la hor~ cheers to more angbao tmr and huntchu down's cooking on thurs! if i dont die of food poisoning on thurs la. LOL. yay byebee!

untitled

2009-01-22T23:47:00.005+08:00

ohmian! i have so many things i wanna do! and there's so little time D:

things i wanna do:
1. see zhewei! ORTOYAN~
2. swim! i dunno why but i feel like swimming badly.
3. zi mo! wa damn long never play mahjong
4. ikea!
5. pack my room
6. pay alot alot of attention to my hamsters
7. watch alot alot of anime
8. go on a food trip

ohmian why cant time stop for awhile or smth like that tsk. mianxzsxzsszx i feel like complaining abt alot of stuff. lol.

"seeing you irritates me." lol. even hearing or talking abt u makes me fucking irritated.

ohmian! what a bad way to end a post hahaha. byebee.

[EDIT] HAHAHAA JUST NOW DAMN FUNNY. we were "kicking" kelvin to many weird countries cause he very qian bian. then:
Kel says (12:27 AM):
kick me to some place wif chio bu leh
WEIMING / says (12:27 AM):
kick u to nehneh's(nehneh = yeeni) hse

HAHAHAHAHA DAMN FUNNY

HOTEL CALIFORNIA~

2009-01-19T00:16:00.007+08:00

jenn! my chicky! cute hor! :D

2 days ago~

jingying come my house! -inserts OMG expression. JINGYING leh. COME MY HOUSE leh. SHE INITIATE ONE leh. miracles do happen~ lalalalalala~

then she act pro wanna try WALKING to my house. oh well. in the end leh? she got lost. then i still have to go downstairs look for her. LOL. and that day was orange day! cause alot alot of people were wearing orange. just like how commonly u see ppl wearing black. o.o
then i finally found her! then she wearing orange i ALSO wearing orange. HAHAHA COOL RIGHT! she got orange bag summore~

actl we didnt really do much at my house. ate lunch, talk some crap then tan huan on my bed. then my bed kinda small so we lay next to eat other then like not much space in bw us and we had to squeeze a little bit. then my sis came home, opened the door and -shyshy~
HAHAHAHA. my sis gave this O.O WTF U LESBIANS look. HAHAHAH damn jing dian!

(actl i dont really rmb what happened after that.)

oh! and she thinks my robo is very cute and runs like a kazhua(cockroach)!

cute hor! :D:D i think so too.

(oh when i was looking through my cam i saw this vid too. shall post it. HAHAHA. it's my favourite brother mind you!)

so around 7 we went to lot1 to explore LOL. as if there got things. oh then B1 got this dessert shop that i never see before! so we go eat there. she purposely eat milk pudding cause i ask her eat egg pudding. ahh why i have such a gl friend leh. then in the end i eat egg pudding instead of my 芝麻糊! wa the egg pudding reminds me of my grandmother~(she's still alive anw) i shall ask her make some for me next time! hohoho. im so happy im gonna see her during cny! it feels like i very long never see her although the last time i saw her was around xmas. haha.

oh anw! went to comics connection and i saw...

VONGOLA RINGS! RINGU, RINGU, VONGOLA RINGU!-glo xinia tone. (sounds familiar?)
for $19.90 inclusive of sky ring. -hops around like gama-chan
hohoho! i MUST go and buy someday. the next time i go lot one! YAY YAY YAY.

hoho i await putting that fucking sky ring onto my finger.

and we explored the new library! i found a nice future mugging spot. LOL. wa if i go pioneer i can go there mug with my future friends! or hopefully yeeni or smth. not that lady! HAHAHA.

oh i think that's abt it. cause that's all i can remember. i believe its everything alr cause i have 超强记忆力。 right? right?! :D

2009-01-16T22:32:00.002+08:00

ohmian i wanna blog abt ~~today~~ yesterday but im like so freaking lazy although im really bored and have nothing to do. ohman i want a new blogskin too!

ohyea, a little entertainment for u guys:
IMG 303

HAHAHAHA

BEEEEEZ!

2009-01-15T22:26:00.005+08:00

today is outing with jennifer lao! our outing location:

dingdong! school! LOL. so cool hor.

no la. actl is go collect my good progress award! today is a tiring day because no matter what bus we took we had to chase after it! D: k our actual outing location is a very fun place! you can check it out at http://www.westcoastplaza.com.sg

wa shit im so lame and not funny these days. ohmian i need to blog faster cause jenn is waiting. old people are just so impatient. tsktsk.

while waiting for the shuttle bus we saw corrine! then we found out she was going back to sch for ncc la. then after she left jenn was like 还好他没有问我们要去哪里。。。。 HAHAHAHA. u must add her face in plus her tone and everything la! i swear it was super funny. HAHAHA.

anw actl there's nothing at west coast plaza. the first feeling i got when i stepped in was: empty. cause there like very few shops and no one go there except for people who're thrice my age and half of jenn's age.we walked like a few steps then we saw this "KIDS CORNER"! then we very excited go there! then in the end there got like 2 sofas and this play area. but the play area was restricted for kids under 12. another group of ppl came and walked off after they realise it was for those under 12 only. youngsters nowadays.

anw! there got tv so jenn and i just sat down on the sofa and watched it. LOLOL. we watched like abt 1/2 the movie alr la! then it STOPPED. and the movie was at like the interesting part le la! (jenn is STILL waiting for my post. HAHAHA. im so sorry~)

then we went to oishi bakery! jenn was like recommending me this very nice bread and then the person behind us started taking like 2 pieces of it after jenn say finish la! the scene was so funny. HAHAHA. we went to check out the waffle place after roaming aimlessly in ocld storage for erm. 3minutes? LOL.

HAHAH i just realised in the end we didnt do anything meaningful at west coast plaza at all. LOLOL. then we took shuttle bus back to clem! on the way the radio stn de DJ was talking abt slimming down or something. then the DJ was like "有事没事就要拍拍肚子" or sth like that. then right after the DJ say finish JENN STARTED HITTING HER TUMMY. IT WAS SO FUNNY I LAUGHED FOR AT LEAST 10 SECONDS. HAHAHAHA. and she still told me "she say must pat stomach one!" in the serious tone. HAHAHAHA.

ohman i think jenn is a very classic and funny old woman. oh and we met like 2 celebrities on the way to sch. HAHAHA. and the thing is we just saw them on tv this morning. HAHAHA. one of them was the fortune god in this limbo advertisement. yea! k i shall finish this post le! jenn is still WAITING. HAHAHAHA.

this was what she drew on msn la! HAHA. ok byebee!

HAHAHAHA BEST JOKE OF JAN 09

2009-01-15T01:38:00.001+08:00

me weiming lao ren and guazi woman(yeeni) are in an msn convo. then lao ren go sleep and we started talking random stuff. and we talked about jiaqi's best friend, JEEWEI! HAHAHAHA.

WEIMING / says:
HAHHAHAHAHHHHA
JEEWEI
i keep thinking abt his face la
u noe his FACE!
i had to look at it for ONE WHOLE NITE
during ncc camp
cuz i slept beside him
worst thing is
he breathed in my FACE
wah biang eh
i dunno whether i fainted or fell aslp la

omg after i saw that last part i totally BX-ed and i LAUGHED like shitzxzsxz. i was totally laughin while i pasted this part la! HAHAHAHA DONT YOU THINK THIS DESERVES THE BEST JOKE AWARD SO FAR?

HONEY HONEY!

2009-01-13T23:02:00.002+08:00

today, we have a special guest on borederob.bs! she is none other than jennifer chong bi feng! and she's going to share with us her experiences today! what will we hear from our 85year-old vip? read on to find out! :D

13 jan - thursday

Went swimming at jo's condo, the infinity pool is super cool, like the one a.tan said before!! Me, Ashmin and Yeeni went wimming while jo, anita, jiaqi and our class guys went gym/ tennis. Inside the pool looks like the pool is never ending! View inside really pretty but the water teeth-chattering cold!! Then we did all the funny things we did at the jurong west pool (that time family day, the floats free! We looking out for big yellow floats, tried to sit on it then kept flipping over and that long butt very pain slide!!) The BORH competition/ sitting cross-legged and dancing in the pool are the best memories!! Love them alotttt!! We were dancing to Honey Honey when ashmin suggested our band to be called honey. For Honey honey ashmin main lead, yeeni beatbox with water effests and i uh-huh. Hahah and ashmin did a lot of gay poses underwater! Wore a goggle that squeezed my eye until cannot open or cannot blink and we took JAJAJY photos! Felt like we very long never take photos together! Me and Yeeni were stepping into another pool when one person wearing black waved to us, i dint wear specs so i thought was ashmin then quickly call yeeni to go back but actually is the security guard calling us cause the pool we stepped into was only a decoration. Bathed and then went up to jo's house, very pretty!! The wooden floor and full length windows! The playground got a see-saw for 4 people to sit! Went to kfc to eat and see may and snape. Then we went to AC open house. Love them alot, we'll be like this forever!!

THANK YOU JENNIFER FOR SHARING YOUR WONDERFUL EXPERIENCE WITH US. we hope to invite you on here again soon! see you soon! :D

oh sth extra:
just now jo and i were on 195. then this bus with a snickers advertisement drove past.
me: wa snickers lehhh
her:yealo!
me:i feel like buying sneakers man.
her:why?
me:for fun lo.
her:buy the fun size one la!
me:the small one?
her:yea!
me:but i wanna wear one leh!

then i realised that she was talking abt the chocolate and she realised i was talking abt shoes. the scene was so funny i laughed until i stomachache. i continued laughing even after i got off the bus la! HAHAHA. wee today is so fun. :D

12!

2009-01-13T02:21:00.002+08:00

results today! FINALLY LOL. everyone wasnt meeting at clem so in the end only me and wm met. LOL. then when we knew that almost everyone was in school alr wm walked at the bus speed. HAHAHA. damn tiring la! then they started screening those names with 9 As. HALF OF JAJAJY WAS ON IT! HOHOHO IM SO PROUD MAN. then i got all A2s except for higher chinese. C6. HAHAHA. then we went to the kopitiam nearby. HAHAHA we sat there for like 1hour when we only ordered one drink each. LOL. wa everyone wanna go acjc mian! but i cant enter LOL. so i'll prolly go pioneer! i walk also can reach. HAHAHA. wa shit its 230 alr and i have to wake up at 9. so, byebee!

FUJIOKA!

2009-01-11T22:24:00.003+08:00

CHIAKI SAMA(the teruteru bozu 天气娃娃)!! HAHAHA. oh mian im so random!

went orchard today. LOL my dad parked his lorry at a carpark which stated "no lorries allowed". HAHAHA. surprisingly the security guard didnt stop him. but his vehicle was like the only vehicle in the whole carpark. HAHAHA.

my bro was fucking irritating today ok. yeeni if u see this dont make me strike the "fuck" out cause i seriously think my bro deserves this word. lol. imagine u're going to plaza sing from orchard and ur going into this tunnel which leads to the mrt. its super crowded like what u get when u go chinatown during new year. when ur trying to endure the heat and crowd in the tunnel u hear some asshole behind shouting "EH MOVE FASTER LA STUPID." repeatedly. imagine that! i was so pissed off by him that i shouted "SHUT THE FUCK UP" in his face. so if u heard someone shouting that at orchard mrt this afternoon it was probably me lol. i think many ppl were staring at us but who cares man.

oh and xnr's 月娘与陈锡重逢篇 totally sucked. i expected an alternate ending la walao! seriously mediacorp should create an alternate ending instead of some shit that looks something that summarises that abrupt ending in 2 sentences. i dunno why but it looks to me like mediacorp is trying to attract more viewers with the 5min episode. lol.

i dont like teaching my sis amath cause she doesnt seem to understand me. and mind you she's only at simultaneous eqn. LOL. and she's so dumb. she complains that everyone's smsing her every night about the timetable. cant she just copy the whiteboard on the timetable and ask everyone in the class to copy? and if ppl dont want copy then its their own business and u can just ignore their sms alr right. i guess she just likes that temporary "popularity" ba.

weee minami-ke just turns me on(not sexually)! :D:D

LAST CROSS!

2009-01-10T23:30:00.003+08:00

i wake up le! i slept for 4 hours la! too long nv wake up early alr.

anw just now i was damn bored then i drew a lambo in yeeni and i de convo.

dingdong! my lambo! yeeni was impressed LOL.
Y ✂ says (11:14 PM):
WOW
IMPRESSIVE

OMG I JUST REALISED I FORGOT LAMBO'S TAIL. HAHAHAHA. no wonder just now i see like something missing like that. HAHAHAHA. nvm la just imagine ur still at episode 5x where lambo's tail came off after he lost the thunder battle.

oh then just now i wanted to 踩死 somebody! damn QIAN BIAN! rahh. see liao damn pekcek. i can see the minami family waving to me alr! byebee!

ps. i cant imagine i just called yeeni YEENI-SAMA. damn.

GARBAGE IN, GARBAGE OUT!

2009-01-10T16:04:00.004+08:00

im currently very tired and i wanna sleep badly but my hair hasnt dried so i think im gonna blog while my hair dries. expect this post to be boring (as usual) cause i dont think interesting stuff comes out of sleepy ppl haha.

went back to nh cause cca extravaganza! yeeni and i were supposed to meet at 745 am at cckmrt but i woke up at 730. LOL. so in the end i just went on my own.
when i reached i only watched like the last minute of the very last performance there. HAHAHA. then went to find infocomm booth. then when i climbed up the stairs i saw EISABESS! then our first reaction same de. HAHA. -runs and hugs- same for LIHUI and EVELINE! huai nian leh! :D :D and im amused by lisa's reaction when she found out that the area she was sitting on was suspended in mid air. HAHAHA.

random:
jenn was telling me abt newspaper reviews abt xnr. then one person said "the show should be called the wonder nyonya since she survives being dumped in the sea, the war, drowning in the well..." HAHAHAHA HOW TRUE.

oh and shikai went US and brought back victoria's secret de body mist for everyone! thankyou! my one is called romantic wish. LOL i dunno why but im kinda amused with the name. thanks again ah shikai!

so we went ngee ann poly after eating at sumo house and shikai cycled home. oh and kelvin went home also. wtf he suggested this thing one lo! we thought can get free gift but all we got was a stupid tote with shit inside la! kelvin still say got arcade and swensen's voucher. pigu la!

wa the post is getting ~~fucking~~ long and boring lol. i shall try to summarise.

sit at mcdonalds walk ard cold storage at KAP took 67 home and drank the whitest milk tea i've ever seen.

totally looked like milk.

my bro came in just now and showed me all the different claps that he learnt. u know, those 1 macho clap! kind of claps. irritating ok. but got this cheer i thought was kinda cool. maybe im just suaku.
hungry hungry
very very
hungry very
very hungry
chikalaka psp ah chikalaka watch tv ah jiak!

this was the cheer my bro had to do whenever mealtime came. weiming u should learn this man. since ur hungry ALL THE TIME. HAHAHA. i shall watch borat after i finish minami-ke okawari! its real funny like azumanga daioh and i think it's really worth watching. just watch the first season though cause the 2nd one not as funny. but still funny la! k my hair has finally dried and i took ~~fucking~~ long time to blog this stupid post. sleep awaits me. byebee!

ps. i striked off all the ~~fucks~~ cause yeeni scolded me for being too vulgar and insisted that i remove them. wa if i vulgar then kelvin is what man! LOL

ABOLING!

2009-01-10T00:49:00.003+08:00

hee today was so fun! i wanted to take a pic of that gorilla at chinatown but i forgot to bring my cam de memory card =-= ohman i can feel my brain getting smaller alr. so i asked jiaqi to take a pic of the gorilla for me! :D

GORILLA I'LL SAVE YOU SOMEDAY!

oh and i realise my friends like to explain weird stuff LOL. for example, yesterday,
JIAQI:
hey u want call weiming?
i mean to tmr
not "call weiming" in call weiming now
HAHAHHAHAHAAH
WHY AM IM EXPLAINING

HAHAHA! and just now,
WEIMING:
HAHA
nvm
i burn the whole show for u
as in
burn into a disc

HAHAHA LIKE I DUNNO WHAT HE MEANS! LOLOL. nvm dont care me. its probably just me who thinks that this is funny. LOL. ohwell!

oh anw, from jiaqi's blog:
Me: hello kelvin? where are you?
Kel: where are you?
Me: bugis mrt la. where are you?
Kel: MRT. (walao what kind of ans is this?)
Me: WHERE?
Kel: MRT. tap card there.

reminded me of an incident last time with moh. we were supposed to meet somewhere on the platform and i didnt know which part of the platform she was at.
me: where are you!
moh:mrt!
me:mrt de where?
moh:platform.

HAHAHA. ohman my blog's getting increasingly boring with each post. maybe it's gonna die soon man. unless someone tells me how to make it interesting. LOL. im kinda excited for tmr's poly open house! and borats! i hope its real funny! :D byebee!

ICHIBAN!

2009-01-08T23:53:00.003+08:00

today went alot of places with my mum! hahaha. BHG selling bras at 2 for $20 ppl! LOL. and i ate burger king again. was damn tired when i reached home man! but today got a bao dian! amk hub got a ichiban! got ichiban means got..

FIESTA CHEESECAKE. -dances around

hohoho its heabunly! where can u get a KYOKUGEN DA!!!! OISHI!!!! cheesecake for 8.80 man! should go buy la. wont regret one. die die must eat finish the cake! :D :D :D

tmr got outing! and lunch! and ABOLING! HAHAHA. and the gorilla! chinatown is so fun man. i must snap a pic of that gorilla tmr. HAHAHA. BANZAI!

$104.00/-

2009-01-08T23:25:00.003+08:00

7 jan!

went to collect pay with jy. then i forgot to bring my phone! D: actl i realised right after i got out of my house, but i NEVER BRING HOUSE KEYS D: and no one at home! so bobian just go lo!

(wtf my sis never on the aircon so its like a furnace here =-= i told her to on like, an hour ago!? ): ): ): )

anw we were supposed to meet at tiong platform at 230 but i reached at like 210 la! then i also cant contact her or anything so i just sat there and waited like an idiot. i intended to leave at 245 by myself one! then when the train come, she arrived! ahh how fortuituous.

aiyer then end up my pay was like 104bucks ): jordan and i both believe they eat our money one lo! one machine for 5bucks. my pay wasnt even a multiple of 5. and i believe i sold much more sets la. much much more. D:! next time if got chance im going to find this kind of job early early and from a trusted company :D if only i can work for sony! -starts dreaming of vaio

then had lunch at burger king! and go her house. heehee see my dear zhewei! :D and he asked me to draw stuff like kachua and woniu!(cockroach and snail) but his mood change very fast HAHA. when i was leaving he like abit dont want let me go. then i go drink water come back he ask me zou kai. T.T xin sui~

after i bathe finish i did something that was entirely stupid. i actually forgot to remove the paper which was pasted onto the adhesive side of the wings. and i only realised it like 2 hours later. LOL. so i was literally sitting on the wings la D: ohwell everyone makes dumb mistakes! eg look at jingying. she's a dumb mistake. LOL.

BATAM!

2009-01-08T02:35:00.005+08:00

6 jan:
wee im back from batam! LOL the things there are dirt cheap like thailand. movie tickets and tshirts for S$2.00! LOL. watched bedtime stories there. quite funny but it wasnt as good as i expected. hahaha. i boliao go there buy kakashi figurine. ohwell why not man. 4bucks nia. cheaper than iruka one. but the bao dian of this trip was...

A&W! the last time i ate A&W was like, 10 years ago? when i saw the 招牌 i was so GAN DONG! T.T my gandong-ness cant be described in words one man! then at another branch i saw their mascot! the KUMA!(bear) YAY!

DINGDONGBELL! THE MASCOT! :D :D

heehee. A&W reminds me of those days where my dad would bring me and my cousins go there eat. onion rings! root beer float! ice cream waffle! ahh how nostalgic. -starts giving jenn's 老人脸 LOL.

then i must take something as souvenir! so

HAHAHA chilli and tomato sauce LOL. nvm la since its free anw. :D

overall it was not bad! i wouldnt mind going again and buying the dirt cheap stuff. hahaha. ah. if only i had 150k sgd instead of 150k rupiah! ohman i think i should try to be less money minded. D:

MEOWTH! PAYDAY!

2009-01-04T23:08:00.002+08:00

yay yay yeeeeee i can finally get my pay. though it wont be much but its still money right! :D :D :D and its like my first pay eveeeeer :D i hope can exceed 200bucks! jordan de pay never exceed 200 T.T which means its impossible to get like 1k HAHA. so joyce u can say sayonara to the cheesecake! i cant collect my pay though. cause im gonna go batam tmr. i hope it'll be fun! haha.

random: im very amused by minami-ke! hosaka senpai de simulation makes me go LOLOL. and makochan starts buying new bras at the supermarket. and the legendary banchou! HAHAHA. nvm i dont think anyone will get what im talking abt anyway. haha.

some fan service i guess. k i go packbag le. byebee!

Sore ga, Ai Deshou

2009-01-04T15:50:00.003+08:00

weee im currently watching fumoffu! LOL i think bonta-kun is so cute!

FUMO..FU..FU..FUMOFFU!
hahaha fumoffu is so funny la! but guu > fumoffu. sousuke is weird but he doesnt eat up other ppl's chest hair or laughs non stop for 10seconds. HAHAHAHA. ohman i miss guu! im so gonna rewatch someday man! i like fumoffu's OP though.

sore ga ai deshou!

weee i like fumoffu! and minami-ke! ohman i think i've gone back into the anime lifestyle agn man! but i dont think it will last long hahaha. i wanna watch lucky star someday! really got anime called lucky star leh. HAHAHA. does it remind u of someone LOL. random but i want a gama-chan man! :D :D

BUFFET! BORH!

2009-01-03T22:51:00.007+08:00

ytd! free buffet! heh i like the mussels there. and the spaghetti was CREEEEEEEEEEAMY!!

then go jingying's house and i henshin into ortoyan! LOL. play awhile jingying that asshole go her dad shop. leave me and zhewei alone. KYAA -shyshy then zhewei so gl! he keep saying he wanna shui jiao(sleep) and then he climb onto jy's bed and started covering himself with the blanket. and he ask me GO AWAY. then i ok lor! and i sit beside jy's bed. then he never see me. HAHAHA the scene was damn funny. then he started going out of the room and shouting JINGYING JIEJIE FRIEND!!! and i was still in the room the whole time. HAHAHAHAHA. and this whole thing repeated several times until he went down to fetch jingya. HAHA. sibeh cute la he! and he thinks ORTOYAN > JINGYING JIEJIE leh. LEH. LEH!!!

抱抱！

today! go boon lay de aquatic center! then while waiting for 179 we saw this very cute toddler! he kept staring at yeeni/jenn with the "you are weird" face. LOL.

"omae wa hen dayo!" (you are weird) lol!

ohya then when we reach the swimming pool all the ticket machines spoil! then everyone was crowding around the entrance. then jenn was like "oh maybe its family day. that time i go swimming got this family day thing leh!" and i was still thinking "bu ke neng" lo. LOL. then. on the entry there. paste one paper."Pool reserved fromo ___ to 3.00pm for family day." HAHAHAHAH. wa jenn so zhun one. i can still rmb the longan drink incident at 老人 haven. HAHAHA.

it was so fun! screaming stuff like "YEENI SHI BAI CHI!" halfway on the slide, chatting at the jacuzzi thing, trying to grab floats in the lazy river, dancing to the songs (BAD BOY BAD BOY HAHAHAHA), having a borh session, making friends with weasly/wisely/weesly/____ and much much more! hehe lets go agn someday man! -starts imagining clique outing at the pool LOL.

i dont like pico D:

so tiring after swimming man! then yeeni came my house but nothing interesting happened except that morrie is a glutton. she eats ANYTHING u give her except alfalfa pellets. LOL.
after yeeni went home i went to my dad's room, lay on his bed and fell asleep. WA SLEEP UNTIL DAMN SHOU MAN. until my mum woke me up cause of some letter from nyp. boliao la! i want sleep de! but somehow im more energetic now!

oh and my sis likes to play this song from 篮球火. neh, the ego song where the singer thinks he's superman that one. she just keeps singing and playing and she starts going in this qian bian manner as if she's the superman and we're the losers. its freaking irritating man. like how irritated u feel when u get scolded by mrstong/surin. yea. ohmian why am i even mentioning them man. i must be mad. kick them in the see fatt!

this is see fatt! Dx

ohman i dont wanna blog le! and i wanna go all the poly collect the gifts leh! grab gifts and RUN. someone go with meeeeeeee!

欢迎回来！:DD

2009-01-01T23:08:00.003+08:00

wa today i wake up chao late de! when i wake up and walk out of my room i heard 意难忘's theme song playing. HAHAHA. decided that i should pack my stuff(finally) so i started to pack!

YAY JENN'S BACK! k actl she was back ytd but i lazy blog. i just started packing my stuff then 5min ltr got DENG DENG DENG! msn popup then the name is jennnnnnnnnnnnnifer! then i run to my comp ok. really! jenn told me abit abt her aussie trip! but i still dont like that sea snail part D: but talk awhile she offline le! wa 2 weeks nv watch xnr leh jenn!

heeee im looking forward to tmr's buffet! FREE! FREE LEH. HAHAHA. ah! im so bored and i dont feel like blogging liao. i shall go back to packing my stuff!

see! SO MESSY! i swear im gonna make it sparkling clean! hee.

k thats abt it! byebee!

p.s my sis is peeking! D:

MONEY MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND...

2008-12-29T22:24:00.003+08:00

不能不能不能不能没有钱~
how true man. just quarreled with my ~~dad~~ over money just now. lol. yes im money faced but so what man. who doesnt care about money! even monks think about meat sometimes right. lol. my OWN money summore. wtf la if is i save up de money still nvm leh since my money comes from him, but is i study then get the money leh! zzz. although i study is he give me money one but if i dont work hard i wont get bursary blah blah right. lol. borrow for 5 years liao dowan return. 100bucks still ok. but. its 900bucks leh. plus inflation and bank interest from 5 years ago more than 1k alr le lol. still dare say he used the money i lent him on me. my sis has a psp, my bro has a DS and all i've got nothing. and i dont see him claiming money from them. yes i go tuition need money. not as if my siblings never go tuition right. they go tuition for like so long alr. i go one year only and u fucking complain. thanks lo i can totally feel your love there. im so pissed off when im typing this. but fuck i got nowhere to vent my frustration on liao lol. and my sis was 加盐加醋-ing by saying stuff like its just money. WHAT THE FUCK LA SHE WILL FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT FOR 10BUCKS ALR. NOW ITS 900BUCKS LEH. yes its just a few bank notes but it fucking means alot to me. and my ~~dad~~ still told me "ok i return you 50bucks every month u dont become my daughter u want thing dont ask me buy ur comp spoil dont ask me fix" wa thanks man. im gonna get disowned over 900bucks. its not like this man doesnt have 900bucks. its not like we live in africa and he earns less than usd2/day. he can afford a psp, a ds and cigarettes. yet he doesnt have the money to return me. and he dares to make it sound like its my fault for making him give me money which he spent on me. thankyou. i love you. my mood is currently so bad and my mum doesnt even bother to side me and everyone just thinks im mad. yea right. wait till its your money. and my sis is currently reading out some chinese novel around when im fucking irritated. currently my mum is nagging about my sis to return my bro his 1buck. how come no one asks my dad to return my 900bucks leh? 1buck is money. 900bucks not money la?

BONG!

2008-12-29T22:21:00.002+08:00

wakao i was posting this ytd(this morning) but my dearest dad off my modem lol. so i pasted it into notepad lol. right now im feeling how a kid would feel if his dad snatched his toy car and dowan return him. lol. ohwell here's the post.

yay tmr go joyce house for mahjong! BONG! HAHAHAHA. moh i dont think i will ever forget your bong. HAHA. but i forgot is meet at 10 or 11 le leh. shit man. means i must wake up by 9 tmr. T.T 命苦~~~~ nvm! tues jiaqi is coming my house! -shyshy xDxD jiaqi i prepare bed for you liao... HAHAHAHA. and got plenty of ham and cheese so please don't eat our child. HAHAHA. yay i loooooooove SHINNOSUKE! some episodes i really is "roll on tse floor lahuin!"(imitates shinobu - character from junjo romantica) WEEPEE i downloaded fumoffu so i can watch late late when my dad off modem liao. KUKUKU! :D:D i dunno why but im sibeh high. its 331! KYAAAA! ohwell. just now joyce ask me call her i call her like n times SHE NEVER PICK UP. THAT soh loyui!(stupid girl in canto) ahh i dunno how to spell. then she keep telling me she want to orh see. thanks ah joyce. and she make me orh see with her. im so sorry jiaqi but i never betray you! we is orh see over the phone ok! i still labu euuuuuuuuu~~~~

ahh i think i watch too much shinchan now i very high! should go search 蜡笔小新 187 on youtube man! the episode was SO FUNNY i "roll on tse floor lahuin!" ohmian my dad off the modem liao so i can only post this ltr! i shall paste this on notepad then paste. byebee!
-time(imitate mr ang HAHAHA omg i miss him): 335AM. Time is precious. I shall go to sleep now. BYEBEE!

SHINNOSUKE!

2008-12-27T15:45:00.002+08:00

wee ytd went swimming with JOYCE! originally is meet at 10 one. then i set alarm at 830.
830am:
-alarm rings
-puts alarm on snooze and intends to wake up at 9

1134am:
-wakes up from handphone vibration
*new sms alert
"Ang shimin you haven't woke up right I just woke up" -joyce, 1128am

HAHAHA. i SHOCK dao leh! then in the end met joyce at 1+++++++++. damn i will never bet abt "who will be late" agn. CAUSE FOREVER I LOSE ONE. ZZZ! my mcflurry ahh~~~

so we went swimming! THE WATER SIBEH COLD LA D: we had to like find spots which the sun shone on so that the water might be warmer. so swim abt 1+hr ltr joyce went to suntan and i floated around. oh the goggles scene was so funny. HAHAHA. joyce adjust her goggles. then every time she adjusted part of the strap will snap. SUPER FUNNY HAHAHA.

so after swimming we go the sauna. wa. first sauna exp in my life leh leh leh! but wa sibeh i hot. i dont like.

after that go mrt got this malay lady approach us. she was like, hitherethisisnotcharitydonationoranything.......(raps) then she say is some ex convict shit. "ilostmyparentssinceiwassevenandihavenobrothersisterwhatever......" then actl is want us buy stuff de la. then when we say NO, she 翻白眼 AND WALK AWAY. WTF LAA. so conclusion:whatever she said was bullshit.

then my house! wa sibeh tired la. joyce took up half my bed space D: so i only have half a single sized bed. how small is that man. then xnr and she went home! oh she think lambo very cute. so now both our fave chars are LAMBO! heehee dont u just love lambo. kimi wa dare dai? boku wa lambo. boku wa dare dai? kimi wa lambo! hehe so cute.

then after that most of the stuff i did was watch shinchan! youtube have like LOTS AND LOTS of shinchan episodes. i watch until i was :D :D :D all the way :D oh kannagi download finish liao! i shall go watch! i hope fumoffu finishes downloading soon. i hope there's angmoh subs! :D ciao ciao!

HOHOHO CHRISTMAS IS OVER.

2008-12-25T23:19:00.005+08:00

wa i havent blogged for days! cause this few days im either lazy to blog or im going out until very late! wa im still very lazy to blog leh. but i dowan let this blog die cause it's only around for like such a short time D: ohwell, i shall just make myself into the blogging mood!

23rd!
went jingying's house! LOL zhewei still rmbs me mian! and i finally got my bday present after sooooo long HAHAHA. and i still owe her her thumbdrive D: and a few days ago i found her akihabara@deep de cds which she lent me last year. HAHAHA. nvm la hor! hahah and im shuang that zhewei still rmbs me! :D :D :D and the story behind otoyan is so HAHAHA. anw! the present!

the present! at first i see the ribbon i asked: wa need to untie the ribbon ah?
then jy was like: no la! this one is VELCRO ONE. more high tech. lol!

then pour out the contents!

LOL this part so stupid! no bday msg one HAHAHA. but thanks! and reply to point 8: I LOVE YOU TOO! :D -shyshy HAHAHA

HAHAHA MY CORRECTION TAPE! I LEFT IT AT YOUR HOUSE SINCE I DUNNO WHEN. HAHAHAHA. before sep? LOLOL.

a paper lily. seriously i dunno what its for.

a paper box! eh i like the rose on it leh :D but i dunno what to do with the stars inside! D:

YAY YAY YAY VONGOLA RING! RINGU, RINGU, VONGOLA RINGU!(glo xinia tone) HAHAHA. eh i loved it so much i wore it out the next day leh! HAHAHA.

then actl got one more chicky de. then zhewei wanted it. so he hid it in the toilet. HAHAHAHA. i think zhewei is soo cute mian! but i go his house i from bushy become balding. cause he keep PULLING MY HAIR. HAHAHA. and he was so funny la. cause he need to go aftn nap one. then he force us must sleep with him. so jy and i lay in her room then zhewei have to go to his "yoyo". BUT HE KEEP COMING IN SPOT CHECK US. SUPER FUNNY LAA. ah i wanna go your house agn man! im missing zhewei alr HAHAHA.

24th!
countdown party at zhiwei's house! wa his parents damn hospitable! jiaqi blogged abt it ard so no need say anything! heh. i still find the lock and key thing very funny. HAHAHAHA.

today!(ytd)
XMAS!!!!! FAMILY GATHERING! it was so fun although very short! it feelsl like the old days~ ahh i wanna go out with my cousins someday leh! please come to ah ma house more often leh! ahh i wanna talk more one! and we didnt get to watch 小娘惹 tgt! LOL. lets meet up agn soon man! :D :D

oh random but i wanna go weiming's house see his pets leh! and just now yeeni and i talking abt what will happen when we go jc, who will enter the same jc as us blahblah... and got a few -aww sh0 swEEt shyshy blush blush- moments. HAHAHA. ah abit emo but i really hope all of us go same jc, same class! eat tgt do hmk tgt hang out tgt go home tgt! so cool and fun laa. ahh if only it comes true...

SUNBURN! episode 2

2008-12-22T22:50:00.004+08:00

today went swimming with my 小猪猪's ex again! LOL at first we meet at 10 at cck sports complex. then yeeni reach early! and she called me. "hello? today swimming pool never open." 晴天霹雳！(bottle fairy reaction) so i on my comp and go check if batok de swimming pool got open today not. GOT LEH! its open everyday. lol! then my mum wanted to bring my bro go pool also. (atm my mum is noisy cause she's making this irritating loud sound with chewing gum zzz.) ohwell so the 4 of us go batok de swimming pool! then i learnt how to float on my back! HAHAHA. and then when u float u will slowly 漂走 one. HAHAHA. and during floating got 6 times water enter my nose cause my bro splash water at me =-=. and i still dunno how to do whatever shitty frogstyle. i think my fake-freestyle also swim faster HAHA.

so yea after staying in the water we went lot one to eat. then my bro 发脾气 cause my mum dowan buy swimming pool de food for him. so our journey to lot 1 only got one word - PEACE.HAHAHA. then at lot 1 at first i don feel like eating ljs one. then yeeni wanna eat. my bro also(he recovered liao) then my mum was like "eh ah boy u and yeeni go eat ljs la!" HAHAHA. yeeni's reaction was so HAHAHAHA. HER REACTION SUPER FAST AND SHE RAN AND HIDE BEHIND ME LIKE HAHAHAHA IT WAS SO FUNNY LA. oh btw speaking of yeeni i think of jiaqi de sms. HAHAHA. cause tmr i going jy's house then i was like telling her "eh zhewei so cute maybe i fall for him agn how!" then after a few mushy smses i was like "ok i promise u i wont fall for my ex HAHAHA."

then jiaqi said sth which i laughed for very long. "well, i dont need to promise u i wont fall for my ex. cause. well. look at her." HAHAHAHA SUPER FUNNY I LAUGHED FOR VERY LONG. btw her ex is yeeni. LOL then im the 狐狸精！ HAHAHA. (yeeni that boliao shit is currently watching indian show. NO WONDER JIAQI DOWAN HER LIAO HAHAHA)

anw so all of us ended up eating ljs and i think my mango fish de roll quite nice leh! so after all this yeeni go buy turtle food and we ended up observing the hamsters there for quite a while LOL. ahh got some sibeh cute, esp the 笨蛋！HAHAHA. the popular part can skip cause it was downright boring. then go singpost to buy stamps. LONG QUEUE. go 7eleven ask."oh we dont sell,can check out singpost". go cheers."oh we dont sell 7eleven got sell." HAHAHA.

wa then reach home i sibeh tired la! sms 小猪猪(i still think its very funny) awhile then i fell asleep liao. wa she sick leh! get well soon man! our edible child is waiting for u! LOL! then wake up watch xnr. WA ALL THE VILLIANS SIBEH ARGH DE LO! I WATCH XNR UNTIL I VERY BEKCEK ): ): and the show progress SO SLOOOW. like jenn like that. ohmian i miss jenn and anita! weeee see them soon mian!

p.s. wa my sis buy this 28bucks makeup stuff for my mum then currently she's my mum's "most fillial daughter!" then i am 这种人 because i nv buy anything. LOL. wakao i then dont want use money to buy fillial piety man! i am 货真价实.but yes im jealous of the att my sis gets man! but i dont like the way my mum does it. she makes it sound as if i win my sis in nothing except for age D: no lo! im better ok! blah! im jealous! but so what mian. lol! to get the att myself i must spend more than 28bucks leh. what for!

p.p.s. my blog's getting boringer post after post. HAHAHA.

SUNBURN!

2008-12-19T20:46:00.003+08:00

this morn went swimming with yeeni! wa the last time i really put effort in swimming was pri4. HAHAHAHA. cause every time i go pool is play one LOL. yes just the slide. anw, we were supposed to meet at cck sports complex at 9. but drag until 930. and finally 10. HAHA. then i no goggles so wanna buy one ma. and yeeni was like "the shop u must enter the swimming pool then can buy things!" (when the shop's actl outisde LOL) then when we go in. THERE NO DOOR TO ENTER THE SHOP. HAHAHAHA. then she tried to teach me frogstyle(im a real bad swimmer LOL) and we did all sorts of stuff like imitating freestyle, trying to float, pretending we running 2.4 in water LOL. and the race part was super HAHAHA. we tried to imitate those pro pro swimmers and wait for the race to start.
me: beep beep! -starts swimming while yeeni still in original position laughing
yeeni:IS BORH LA!
me:AHHAHAHA OK BORH! -she starts swimming and i stay in original position laughing
-scene retake-
(silence)
me:borh.
-both of us start laughing cause the boh too sudden. HAHAHAHA
[EDIT] oh i say wrong! yeeni said: "the borh not sudden lah. like we silent too long then you started a very calm BORH"

aiya maybe dont sound funny but it was! :D
then the locker part also very funny.
-put in bags and close locker, insert 40c for the key-
yeeni:EH THE KEY NO STRAP! HOW!
(starts trying to steal other locker de key strap by untying it but failed)
yeeni:OH I FORGOT TO TAKE ____ OUT!
(have to waste another 40c for another locker to get her stuff out)
then after that got alot of "EH WAIT I HAVENT PUT THIS INTO LOCKER" scenes. LOL. aiya the scene just very funny jiu dui le.
and we waited damn long. but the wave pool no waves! ): ): ):

so after swimming we meet bigjo smalljo and weiming cause bigjo and weiming got tennis lesson here too! then bigjo and smalljo needed to rush home so me wm and yn go my house eat lunch. then i take out my psone let them play. yeeni: WA SO HIGH TECH DE WOR(when she has a ps2 at home LOL) then they played some games and i went to sleep. THEN.

THAT SI WEIMING USE SOME PINK MARKER AND DRAW ON MY LEG WHILE I SLEEPING WTFBBQ! AND GO COLOUR MY TOENAILS WITH THE MARKER SUMMORE. THAT ASSHOLE. and the best thing is. YEENI SAW AND THEN NEVER STOP HIM. THANKS MIAN. still down there always pat jenn de shoulder! geh si geh si one! rahh. heng the marker can wash off easily. if not weiming u die.

k so after all this shit we went to lot one eat MOF. YAY kakinori/kakigori/kaki_ri was super nice! but eat long le the taste same same very 腻. and super full. and weiming de is totally watermelon la!

anw so after eating i go buy bedding and we went home. then yeeni and i wait at same place for our buses la. then beside us was this person. at first i think she look like girl one. then got this girl come and touch her here and there, so i thought the girl was actl a guy. then wakao yeeni see le nudge me sibei hard! and when i on my bus she smsed me she thinks they are lesb. then i was like OH YEA HOR! i totally forgot that homosexuality exists. LOL. so conclusion: lesbians!
wa i type until i very sian liao! blogging is so mafan and i bored ppl read le also bored. k so byebee!

p.s. my hamster died today ): but i think is cause of age cause it really very old liao. ahh when he was younger he was very tame and very cute and very fat and he brought alot of joy into my life. he was one of my faves la! lol i guess we all cant avoid 生老病死. AHHH I LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU! and i'll miss u :\

:D :D :D

2008-12-18T22:38:00.003+08:00

ciaossu!(im in the reborn mood) today very fun and funny! met moh at batok to go jp to find joyce cause we planned to eat at jp then go joyce house play mahjong. then on the way to cck mrt moh and i were on the phone la. moh was asking "eh u think joyce gonna be late?" then we both thought that joyce would be late. LIFE IS REALLY UNPREDICTABLE MAN. when we reaching boonlay moh called joyce and we found out SHE IN JP ALR. 晴天霹雳！end up we late lo! by a few mins only. but cause ytd our bet was who late who must treat the punctual person lunch. aiyer! but the both of us only paid joyce de $4.90. LOL. then we went sakae sushi to eat cause me and joyce felt like havin jap food.(but before that we had a hard time choosing what to eat and walk here walk there LOL) yay yay yay i've been craving for it since i dunno when. anw we went for the 60min buffet and we ate until stomach wanna burst la! LOL! then moh and joyce had an im-laughing-so-hard-im-gonna-spit-out-my-chawanmushi moment! super funny LOL. then go joyce's house da mahjong! wa heng we play chips cause i lose until like kanasai! then moh super funny la! when she pong she will say BONG! HAHAHA the way she said it made joyce and i laugh like siao! i laugh until my stomach very suan. and i was reminded of yeeni! -throws chicken and announces "yi shuo". HAHAHAH. then settle money! that si joyce give me $2 of coins. not 50c! is 10c 20c that kind! WALAO EH MY WALLET CANNOT STORE COINS LA D: then go home!

(wa i realise everything above very boring LOL. i think i see one chunk of text there i also dowan read man.)

then reach home. wa i chaoji bushuang my dad mian. we watching this buffet show la. then he keep talking abt how nice the food looks like, how good the place it etc. then he use this "i wanna tempt u" tone. but the point is. I KNOW HE WON'T BE BRINGING US THERE. SO WHY COME UP WITH THIS BULLSHIT IF U DONT WANNA BRING US THERE LA. -smashes tv onto his head and starts singing pantung- then he did this for like the whole show. its super irritating mian! when i thought wa i can finally relax my ear liao, my mum started =-= she kaopei me abt how my cousin's got a job la, how lazy i am cause i dowan go interview la, and keep saying i very lazy blahblah. its not like my cousin's gotten a job that can fetch him 1k/day right! and the place at tuas leh. its like fucking far! u gonna wake up sibeh early and even have some of ur pay deducted for lunch la! walao! even sitex also provide free lunch lo! bekcek man! wa chaoji bushuang de. and the best part is my dad started smoking. i hate it when my mood isnt good and ppl start smoking in my face. wa fucking pissed man! i hate smokers. i swear im never gonna marry someone who smokes man. i'll probably just smash his balls and make him a whore or something like that. -starts laughing like belphegor- bah! then watched xnr and went to bathe. wa fuck man. when i halfway bathing, my mum go off the heater. and these few days the weather was kinda cold and so was the water. so i was fucking stuck with cold water and i was like shivering all the way. FUCK MAN. summore the reason she offed the heater is cause she wanna save electricity. fucking what the fuck la! like letting me use the heater a few minutes more will cause my family fortune to be gone just by paying the 水电费 la! wa i sibeh bushuang. but heng i am merciful and i feel like guan yin mah so i shall 得绕人畜且扰人(i dunno if its correct). anw OMG JIAQI'S BACK IN SINGAPORE! WELCOME BACK BABY! wa she sibei disgusting.
jiaqi: OH MY BABY JIAQI IS BACK IN SPORE(she sent this to everyone HAHAHA)
me:OMG OKAIRI
she:HAI! im back my MINMIN.
wth! sibeh er xin! HAHAHA. I WANT MY PAD MAN! HAHAHA! ok ciao ciao!

I HATE BATHING

2008-12-17T20:10:00.003+08:00

YES I HATE IT. HATE HATE HATE HATE BATHING LIKE HELL ITS SO MAFAN MAN. NEXT TIME I HOPE THERE'LL BE AN OCCUPATION CALLED BATHER. SOMEONE WHO BATHE FOR YOU OR STH LIKE THAT. THEN SHUANG LIAO. I HATE BATHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!

2008-12-14T23:37:00.002+08:00

please hate post is rather childish.
and please stop your sarcasm in front of me!
BAKA!
some more u are the one who being selfish.
PCB.
and stop telling your friends about my blog and read my older post.
and u are a 16 year old bitch still dunnoe what is childish ar?
_l_
不会有脑想用屁股啦!
whatever have this type of sis is 到了八辈子的酶.
bastard,bitch,fucker.

LOL this is probably gonna be the last post im gonna see from my sis's blog i guess. cause she made her blog only viewable to some ppl. oh well there goes another source of humour LOL. actually i just wanted to see the hateposts since my sis's blog is rather boring LOL. D: i'm mature ok! i'll demonstrate it by not replying! baabeeboo! but seriously hor i got that bad meh! D:

anw, today jiaqi FLYYYYY le~! i rmb we used to say "har jiaqi u so fat u can fly ah?" lol! wakao i send her a 4page long sms then my phone dunno why screw nv save it! and she also nv receive! D: nvm! i still find it funny that andy lau makes her heart pump. HAHAHA. and she think of him until nv reply my sms! end up i fell asleep waiting D: ohwell, have a good time there! i'll be waiting for my pad LOL. and tmr jenn also FLYING le! old le must take care on the plain leh. the air stewards not as caring for old ppl as us one lo! LOL! ah im still so bored la! i wouldnt mind working at sitex again lo! oh! speaking abt that, i got my basic pay! not bad le lo! but everyone(my family) disses me and say this say that blahblahblah. even my ahma also know =-= but according to jasmin its like that one leh. lol. nvm i shall view it as a way to save my money before i spend them all at one :D oh tmr! im looking forward to tmr! aunt angela's bringing us out to eat and watch movie! YAY! finally got something to do liao! but i got scolded by my mum cause i finally confessed that i left my jacket at the chalet LOL. who ask the jacket white white camouflage in the blankets la!(reminds me of zhiwei HAHAHA) k 5 mins past the time i hung up le. im gonna call yeeni liao byebee!

YAY PAY DAY!

2008-12-13T18:57:00.003+08:00

A few things to blog abt!

#1- IM GONNA COLLECT MY PAY TMR! today i received the sms from my company! i was like OMG PAY DAY'S HERE! and smsed quite a few ppl! Ada was like "OMG GO TAKE SO FUCKING HAPPY" HAHAHA. looks like we're both excited abt our pay! YAY YAY YAY!

#2- JIAQI's goodie bag! i didnt take photo cause i ate everything inside before i realised it HAHAHA. CAUSE THE FOOD INSIDE REALLY VERY NICE. THANKS AH! i loooove the green tea sweet and the small fish! and the hot choco can make one cup lo! how big's ur cup man O.O and the kopiko sweet abit random leh! HAHAHA. but still, THANKS!

#3- im irritated by some toilet issues at home D:
look at my toilet bowl!!

from here looks ok right. click on the pic and zoom in and u'll know what im so irritated abt. YES. THE URINE STAINS. WHY CAN'T THE GUYS IN MY HOUSE AIM BETTER AH? more like, my bro. talk can talk so much pee cannot aim better ah. u imagine ur bladder full u wanna pee then u go to the toilet. YOU SEE THE TOILET BOWL LIKE THAT UR PEE MOOD ALSO GONE I TELL YOU! :@ im so annoyed by this la!

plus, the urine also attracted some stuff:

(took me so much courage to post this photo ): )
(i press enter until the fly was out of my sight cause im simply so afraid of them D:)
anw, yes. THIS KIND OF FLIES. BIG FAT ONES. FLYING AROUND IN MY TOILET. just now one landed on my nose while i was bathing i was soooo freaked out ): bah. im so BUSHUANG abt my bro's aiming! next time wanna give birth to child then nv aim properly the sperms wont swim in de ok! (unless u shoot inside) so yea! if anyone's kind enough please come help me
1. kill the flies (its not easy cause they fly SO FAST then u aim water at them they just fly away!)
2. give my bro toilet training and teach him how to aim(i dont care what means u use)

so thats the end of my post! im glad i have something to blog abt cause im so very bored D:
everyone's going overseas man! i wanna go also laa! yeeni said after tmr both of us have to 相依为命 cause we're the only ones still in sg. HAHA i found that quite funny. oh speaking abt her the way she reacts when she's got a minor virus is so funny although see le abit irritating LOL. she acts like her comp's on fire and is gonna explode la! HAHAHA. im still looking forward to getting my pay tmr! :D :D :D

p.s: jiaqi let's go chinatown again! i hope we see tako agn HAHAHA and i miss the gorilla! i wonder if he's still hanging there...-starts to aiyan. PLEASE DONT WALK TO THE ESCALATOR AGAIN! HAHAHA

HATEPOST ALERT

2008-12-12T18:47:00.002+08:00

today im going to do a HATEPOST. yes HATEPOST!
its abt my sis! she EVERY night also must like see her reflection before she sleep(like wth it aint gonna make her pretty) and apply this apply that. please la! u also not some 50yrold woman trying to remove wrinkles! u 14 only leh! then ytd night i sibei tired so i sleep earlier than her la. so i off the lights and sleep. then she wanna sleep le she want see her reflection so she go on the lights. life WTF PPL SLEEPING U ON THE LIGHTS! then my first reaction is to off the lights again la! then she on i off and cover the switch with my hand. then this whole thing lasted for like 5 minutes D: who's the selfish one man! (maybe its me but i dont care) heng for her i wanted to pee so i go pee. then wtf when i exit the room she down there scold vulgarities at me!(actl i didnt hear what she said but for her kind sure is say vulgarities one la) then i very angry i just pointed my middle finger all the way until i reach the toilet LOL. k actl might sound abit stupid but it isnt k! if u were the one involved u wont find it stupid one! then she sibeh gl la! when i come back she purposely on the lights and go to sleep so that i have to off the lights again. bitch man! ahh i want my own room la! i think i'd rather share this room with my hamsters(of course) than her ok! my hamsters very noisy but at least they're so CUTE and they wont mind if i switched off the lights. in fact they like it more like that. AH I WANT MY OWN ROOOOOOOOOOOM!!

OMG HAHAHA

2008-12-11T23:08:00.001+08:00

OMG JENN SAID SOMETHING THAT MADE ME LAUGHED SO HARD HAHAHAHA.
jennnnifer says (11:07 PM):
you know you always see 'XXX played with her pet in pet society'
maybe one day will have 'Jennifer's pet died in pet society'

OMG I THINK ITS SO FUNNY LA! so proud of you jenn! our dear 老人！ HAHAHA

RAIN!

2008-12-11T22:05:00.002+08:00

wa just now got heavy rain seh! then my mum close window before she went out. who knows my dad come home early(sibeh early) and go open the window! then RAIN RAIN RAIN BIG RAIN REALLY BIG RAIN. i see rain le then i walk out of my room. then. MY DAD MOPPING FLOOR. HAHAHA. I SHOCK DAO LEH! plus the whole floor is WET. my living room and my hamster de room! first time in my life i see something like that D: then end up i have to change one cage de bedding cause it was totally soaked! heng my hamster smart hide in the toilet roll i gave her :D

ohmian the weather so cold today until i forgot to bathe! D: sian leh now i lazy go bathe but i got this scary thing at home called a mum. so i have to bathe now. ohmian i hate bathing why humans dont invent a dry cleaning machine for ourselves?!

PRESENTS!

2008-12-11T00:23:00.018+08:00

weee! today! or rather, ytd! went to bugis to eat STEAMBOAT WAHAHAHA. more imptly, my presents! :D:D:D:D

JIAQI's present!

i got the same box! but bigger! hahaha. ikea ftw!

this was the first thing i saw in the box!

hahaha i love u too! thanks!

inside got...

A FAN! i will always rmb the days we chanted “好热啊！” in sch. HAHAHA

(im still loading pics man. SIBEH BAN!)

jiaqi gave me this cause she say i always request for tissue. LOL!

the ROCK that she owed me for 2 years.. HAHAHA

open up the rock...

HAHAHAHA

my letters! SO TOUCHING -uses beautex tissue

and many photos! i think kelvin de drawing very funny HAHA. but quite true LOL.

wa shit i blog on one present i very tired alr! D: must go on~

ANITA's!
wa she really MAILED me leh! cause she going hk! she mail on 5th then 6th i received le LOL. she say "the postman very efficient." lol!

she modified the envelope herself! REAL mail!

behind got smiley summore! at first i torn it by accident but i got scotchtape back!

OPEN!

on it got 2 post-its! i is like ou xuan de ok! at least juxiang and yueniang.

remove the post-its!

HAHAHA THE VERY FUNNY DRINKSTALL UNCLE!

and HL milk at the corner. (actl not very hahaha leh.)

(why blogger can only upload 5img at a time. and my comp sibeh - oh it loaded.)

the side of the card still got "joke" one leh!

FLIP BEHIND!

erm..-inserts fake smile. i can totally imagine anita standing there and telling me the joke. LOL.

at the bottom of the msg! LOL the figure is anita leh! can tell cause she's just so yellow HAHA

this was what she drew in the "paste your stamp" box.

ohmian we miss u! faster come back from hk leh! and souvenir dont come back!
"dont bring present cannot come back arh." i dunno why but i always hear this from adults. and the adults(ONLY) will start laughing. up till now i still cant find the 笑点 leh. maybe garbage in garbage out also funnier lol.

JENN(老人）'s!

LOL her present alot of misc stuff cause she want to make it look like the kind of envelopes an_ta always take (eg the one at orchard.) HAHAHA.

(im waiting for my pics to load. so im reading my sis's blog. my blogskin very "...?" meh?! -creates hatepost in new window LOL)
[EDIT] she was actl talking abt the time when i have no blogskin D:

very nice! looks like its printed one leh! sorry the pic is tilted but i dunno how to rotate it back here. call me noob. but very nice! :D

i like this part alot also! very nice leh! although abit smudged. 辛苦你了，老人！ LOL.

contents:

a peg! HAHA. cause got one time i keep ~~stealing~~ borrowing her peg and giap on my finger. very fun de! LOL!

2 postcards HAHA. i think she took it from the seoul garden in causeway. i ALSO HAVE LEH HAHAHA. behind got bday msg one!

eh i like this! its like super small, like my fingertip like that! lao ren must've strained her eyes alot D: but hor. WHERE'S THE OTHER J & A? O.O(wa the "O" sibeh round.)

this one is choc wrapper lai de! jenn u gave me one early this year alr. HAHAHA

i thought the person who wanted paper clips was anita? o.o

YAY MY FAVE PART!

THE PERSON ON THE WRIST STRAP IS..ME. HAHAHAH. but seriously, my hair got that bushy meh! D:

zoomed in. HAHAHA.

[EDIT] oh still got one more rose! it was camouflaged in my stuff. LOL.

YEENI's! (wa finally i reached the last one)

(waiting for pics to load AGAIN. isit my prob or is blogger slow?)

*random. wa last time my mum off aircon at 530AM to save electricity, now is 319 ONLY. she come in off liao. LOL*

hahaha i dunno why must come in mail form!

the "stamp". HAHAHA.
jiaqi: "wa ur stamp very ex leh! $6.80 & $9.70!" HAHAHAHA.

my bday msg! LOL still must seal with pooh sticker HAHA.

and got pencil!(i dunno why) i have the exact same thing leh! but mine de is can write one. this one the lead super faded!

and i just like the wooden texture :D

oh then inside got a round box!

i put smaller pic cause load faster, i tired liao D:

i open and saw

kee. HAHAHA. named after JEE one!(rmb my monkey?) then this KEE(she say can call her kee siao HAHAHA) request for 合照 with JEE cause she think JEE VERY SHUAI! HAHAHAHA I STILL THINK THIS PART IS VERY FUNNY.(and the push gently part HAHAHA)

so...

wish granted. SEE SO SWEET! YEENI U HAPPY FOR KEESIAO? SHE'LL LEAD A GOOD LIFE WITH MY JEE MAN! HAHAHAHA(dumps into drawer)

k so that's the end of my present review le! jo i waiting for ur present ah! LOL! anw, THANKYOU BABIES FOR YOUR PRESENTS! PUT IN SO MUCH EFFORT! im so gandong!(really!)-use beautex wipe tears. wa i think first time in my life i received so many handmade presents! :D ureshi~

ohyea sidetrack abit! just now my keyboard cannot type "L"! then jiaqi keep using words which have "l" in it and ask me to fill in the blanks ): but i FIXED IT! seriously im amazed with myself sometimes(im not bragging really).

and oh! to jiaqi! this was what i did:

HAHAHAHA.

"i hang up le hor. byebee!"

p.s. BLOGGING IS SO XIN KU!
p.p.s. today my ex-colleague say he saw my pay wor. 1k?! but he say he might've seen wrongly. PLEASE DONT! T.T i hope i can get my pay soon!

New skin!

2008-12-10T02:57:00.002+08:00

YAY no more of the boring white skin that yeeni has haha. DOMOKUN PPL! i think domokun is sibeh cute lol. and green summore! hohoho. i cant look forward to tmr! or rather, later on! hehehe steeeeeeeeamfood/seafood/steamboat(this is what jiaqi told me)!

BORED.

2008-12-09T20:48:00.000+08:00

omg im so bored a got a blog =-= so i shall blog when i really have nth better to do lol. today im so freakin irritated by my BROTHER. maybe one day i'll come up with a hatepost like my sis always does LOL. and today i also got irritated by some ppl who think hp radiation can kill/cause cancer/cannot have babies(rly got ppl think like that) etc.. then i very bored so i go read up. and i realised the cancer thing is all bullshit cause its not even proved la D:
*Boring alert.

The greatest risk to a mobile phone user is from an accident while distracted - particularly when driving. This risk is likely to be many tens of thousands of times greater than a radiation hazard.
Evidence from human studies of mobile phone radiation is now of raised blood pressure, direct brain warming (very mild) as well as of mild sensations in heavy users. These effects are short term and unlikely to cause any health problems in the vast majority of users even over many years.
There is no evidence so far of mobile phone radiation causing tumour formation or memory impairment in humans - may be memory enhancing. Much more research needed.
Mice, rats and chickens may be more sensitive to electromagnetic effects from mobile phones on their cells. So results on animals may not be valid for humans. We just don't know.
Further human studies of mobile phone health risks are urgently needed, because of the very large numbers using mobiles.
Whatever effects of using mobile phones there may be in humans, the health risk to an individual user from electromagnetic radiation is likely to be very, very small indeed, but it is possible that some(ONLY some) individuals may be more prone to radiation side effects than others.
Expect large numbers of people to come forward with claims that a wide variety of conditions have been triggered or made worse by use of mobile phones. These claims will be extremely difficult to prove. Even if a link is shown, proving that a particular case was directly related to heavy mobile phone use is almost impossible. This has been the case, for example, over Gulf War syndrome, or reactions to MMR vaccine, or the debates over passive smoking, or clustering of leukaemia cases near power stations.
If the case against mobiles were to become established in people's minds, expect many lawsuits alleging that other sources of electromagnetic radiation have also damaged health or caused birth defects - for example electricity sub-stations, computers, generators, minicab aerials.
Some manufacturers already sell radiation shields for mobiles, reducing electromagnetic radiation to the head. Many or most of these seem to be based on very doubtful claims.
Moving the mobile phone aerial eight inches from the head, instead of one inch, would dramatically reduce exposure - dose falls to 1/64th as the square of the distance.
Good quality, screened hands free mobile phone kits, allowing earpiece and microphone attached to phone in pocket, massively reduce brain exposure to electromagnetic radiation, but may increase exposure to the pelvis and the unborn - again with significance unknown!

wa like that my blog post look very long like that. weee im going to watch 小娘惹!
p.s. cant wait for tmr!